Tag: humor
group name: snarkness
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October 11, 2008 04:08 PM EDT --
It was last Wednesday, "hump" day, half of the week behind me at noontime. I'm sure you know the feeling I had; you get up early every morning, go to work, answer the phone and yell . . . more
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October 11, 2008 10:54 AM EDT --
WASHINGTON, D.C. In a first exercise of new powers granted to it by the financial bailout bill, the Federal Reserve will use an emergency declaration of "Double Daylight Savings Time" . . . more
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October 10, 2008 09:42 AM EDT --
Hugh Hefner is down a girlfriend after Holly Madison, one of three women who lived with him in the Playboy Mansion, posted a video on TMZ.com saying they are no longer dating.
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March 28, 2008 08:06 PM EST --
Someone gave me this back in the eighties. Office humor. I just had to share. I do not know who the original writer actually is.
Dear Sir;
I am writing in . . . more
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May 27, 2008 02:40 PM EDT --
GAITHERSBURG, Maryland. This city is known as the "Standards Capital of America" because the National Institute of Standards and Technology, the federal agency responsible for determining . . . more
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December 20, 2007 04:49 PM EST --
BOSTON. At the Borders Bookstore in downtown Boston, the lines snake around the building with holiday shoppers making last-minute purchases. Sometimes the contrasts are striking, as ramrod-straight . . . more
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March 10, 2008 03:16 PM EST --
ALBANY, New York. Crusading New York Governor Eliot Spitzer today demanded a complete investigation into his involvement in a prostitution ring, saying he would not rest until he had determined . . . more
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October 03, 2008 08:45 AM EDT --
I had a birthday last weekend. I'm not going to tell you how old I am, but to keep things in perspective, I like to remind myself that when William Shakespeare was my age, he'd already . . . more
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July 02, 2007 11:50 AM EDT --
Correspondent Avoids Housework By Writing Non-Depth Article On Her Love Of Raw Peanuts
Breaking Non-News: Just a few lines ago this correspondent announced her intention to waste time by publishing a . . . more
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October 06, 2007 12:43 PM EDT --
I have been a member of the male sex my entire life, actually longer, since my masculinity--such as it is--was determined when I first acquired one of those dust-bunny like creatures, the Y chromosome, . . . more
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December 19, 2007 09:15 AM EST --
NEW YORK. A study released this week indicating that people who suffer from dyslexia are more likely to rise to the top in the corporate world has business leaders buzzing and headhunters riffling . . . more
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May 02, 2008 09:01 AM EDT --
If you're married or involved in a long-term relationship, you may have experienced one of those horrifying moments when your spouse or significant other says or does something that . . . more
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June 21, 2008 10:53 AM EDT --
MAYNARD, Mass. In a darkened room, Rose Alba Mercurio sits in a comfortable chair and repeats the words she hears on a self-hypnosis tape especially prepared for her by a local support group. . . . more
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July 10, 2008 09:29 AM EDT --
Boston--City of Big Shoulders!
No wait--that's Chicago. Boston's the City of Round Shoulders, because of the number of bookish types who live here. That's why I joined . . . more
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September 22, 2007 11:05 AM EDT --
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky. The Presbyterian Church (U.S.A.) is expected to approve a draft report this weekend that will urge married couples to have sex at least once a year, a departure . . . more
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September 25, 2007 06:00 PM EDT --
COLUMBUS, Ohio. On the heels of a national backlash against immigrants that caused a Philadelphia cheesesteak joint to post a sign requiring customers to order in English, Starbucks today announced . . . more
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October 07, 2007 11:48 AM EDT --
LAS VEGAS, Nevada. It is Sunday morning in this desert city and the streets are quiet. Inside the casinos, where there are no clocks, gamblers who have played through the night order breakfast . . . more
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October 08, 2007 03:26 PM EDT --
"It came with a bang, apparently out of nowhere . . . the world's first and longest-lived art movement. One of the most spectacular developments in the human story unfolded during the Upper Paleolithic, . . . more
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October 21, 2007 01:52 PM EDT --
WELLESLEY FALLS, Mass. In this affluent suburb of Boston, churchgoers at the Wellesley Falls Presbyterian Church tend to look like they stepped out of the pages of a Brooks Brothers catalog, . . . more
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April 01, 2008 05:19 PM EST --
Do you have limp, drab-looking hair? It may be because you subscribe to common hair-care myths that styling professionals and hair-care scientists have debunked through careful study. . . . more
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