Tag: funny
group name: snarkness
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October 10, 2008 09:57 AM EDT --
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working with cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually, the . . . more
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October 05, 2008 03:11 PM EDT --
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from: http://www.slate.com/id/2201342/pagenum/all/#page_start
"On Good and Evil"
It is obvious to me
Who the good guys are in this one
And who the bad guys . . . more
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October 10, 2008 11:35 AM EDT --
Found this in an old email from my dad.
A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats
a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked,
'Are . . . more
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June 21, 2007 02:06 PM EDT --
Early this afternoon my current avatar, known on the street as Frightening Icon, or F'con, demanded it be given net time or it would get its own namespace. Switching hats from namespace owner to Gather . . . more
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June 02, 2008 08:58 AM EDT --
A friend sent this to me, I think I may need to remember these
The top 5 things to say after being caught asleep at your desk
NUMBER 5: They told me at the Blood Bank this might . . . more
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September 08, 2007 10:05 PM EDT --
Dateline: Sept 8, 2007
This correspondent has learned through unnamed sources that Osama bin Laden, contrary to his very public fundamentalist Muslim agenda, has a taste for designer clothes - clothes . . . more
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May 05, 2008 10:13 PM EDT --
I just got a link to a humourous fake ad for a new product that, if it existed at all, sure could've made the lives of all those around me much more tranquil.
See photo at right (or go HERE< . . . more
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January 31, 2008 10:32 PM EST --
This is one of the funniest YouTube videos I have ever seen! It is not what you think it is going to be the first few seconds. There is nothing dirty about it but our minds make . . . more
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June 19, 2007 09:49 AM EDT --
Avril Lavigne has been touted as some sort of new punk performer...
But only by people who don't know what punk is. Simplistic lyrics and melody do not make a punk song. They do make great parody fodder, . . . more
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April 12, 2008 02:20 AM EDT --
I just got this and had to share it.
Subject: The Y Generation...
-The Silent generation, people born before 1945.
. . . more
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May 16, 2008 09:40 PM EDT --
Like Barack Obama, I have to respond to George W. Bush's anti-Dem rant delivered to the Israeli Knesset with a bemused "what the ****?!"
To begin with, this was just really the wrong . . . more
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November 10, 2007 01:38 PM EST --
In this experiment they put eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder, leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on the ceiling. Each time a monkey tries to climb the ladder, . . . more
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February 27, 2008 11:39 AM EST --
There are a couple here that I've seen before and a couple that are outstandingly funny. You be the judge.
MENSA INVITATIONAL
The Washington . . . more
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August 07, 2007 09:01 AM EDT --
...before I get to my little conversation with Ms Dickson, let me give you a bit more background to set the situation firmly in your mind. Ruth was on the Best Sellers list in the 60s with her books "Marriage . . . more
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September 21, 2007 10:43 PM EDT --
We are proud to bring you: Swabbies! The used clothing of the Subaheim-Wurbizers!
As the Subaheim-Wurbizers wear and discard each piece of their lovely designer apparel, we will happily make it . . . more
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May 07, 2008 06:38 PM EDT --
This is a cute joke that my dad sent me.
A group of country friends from the Cottonwood Baptist Church wanted to get together on a regular basis,socialize, and play games. The lady of . . . more
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September 09, 2007 10:10 PM EDT --
I just HAD to share this. BTW I've heard that Spotted Owl tastes like chicken.
A woman from Los Angeles , who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland, near . . . more
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February 20, 2008 12:20 PM EST --
I found a very funny article called questions that haunt me here:
http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?articleId=281474977263127&nav=MyGather
I have been down in the dumps lately with . . . more
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April 25, 2008 10:02 AM EDT --
Tuesday night my husband took me to see the Broadway show SPAMALOT. I love Monty Python and British humor has always been known to make me giggle, so when my in-laws (the most wonderful sweet loving . . . more
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June 11, 2008 06:46 PM EDT --
This is a joke my mom always tells when confronted with picky eaters, most of whom don't get it. :P
A patron at a restaurant couldn't decide what he wanted to eat, so he asked the waiter, . . . more
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